Covid Christmas Eve Santa Stocking Show

Happy holidays from Byron Werner & Donavan Suitt, founders of Rural War Room. Stay safe with over 24 hours of radio podcasts right here! Click PLAY below. 

RURAL WAR ROOM RADIO CHRISTMAS EVE SHOW

PLAY-John Klein - White Christmas
Gary Hoey - God Rest
Claw Hammer - The Night Before Christmas
Stan Kenton - Good King Wenceslas
Ren & Stimpy - Cobb To The World
The Ronettes - Sleigh Ride
Music Box Orchestra - Jingle Bells 
Todd Rundgren - Flamingo 
Squirrel Nut Zippers - A Johnny Ace Christmas 
Boyd Raeburn - Begin The Beguine 
Dr. Elmo - Grandpa's Gonna Sue The Pants Offa' Santa 
Gershon Kingsley - Twinkle Twinkle 
Devil Dogs - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday 
Gary Hoey - The Twelve Days Of Christmas 
Sfkuank!! - F.E.N. 
Stan Kenton - The Holly And The Ivy 
Roy Barker Seven - Toy Trumpet 
Gary Moore Radio Show 

PLAY-Mix Speaker's Inc. - My Wish [Horror] X'mas 
Creamers - Bob Kringle 
Darlene Love - Winter Wonderland 
Go Jimmy Go - Ching-A-Ling-A-Ding-Dong 
Dick Schory's Percussion Pops Orchestra - Parade Of The Wooden Soldiers 
Ren & Stimpy - I Hate Christmas 
Mark Mothersbaugh - Blue Joy 
Raymond Scott & Dorothy Collins - Christmas Bells Are Ringing 
The Partridge Family - Jingle Bells 
Blue Hawaiians - Jingle Jangle 
Baby Einstein Afro-Pop Orchestra - We Wish You A Merry Christmas 
Don Sebesky - Spiral Nebulae/The Blue Scimitar 
Gary Moore Radio Show with Jimmy Durante 
Todd Rundgren - Never Never Land 
John Lithgow - No More Christmas? 

PLAY-Gary Hoey - Jingle Bells 
Roy Shakked Band - Sleigh Ride 
Stan Kenton - Greensleeves 
John Klein - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer 
The Ronettes - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 
Jim Nabors - Sleigh Ride (@45 & 33) 
Gary Hoey - Frosty The Snowman 
Society Threat featuring Calef Brown - It's Christmas, Yes It Is/Funky Snowman 
Mini Moni - Mini Moni Bus Ride 
Bon Jovi - Back Door Santa 
Stan Kenton - Motown Jingle Bells 
Go Jimmy Go - Christmas Morning 
Henri Rene - Parade Of The Wooden Soldiers 
Music Box Orchestra - 12 Days Of Christmas 

PLAY-Ye. Feonov - What The Sky Is Like 
Jimmy Buffet - Ho Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rhum 
Danny Elfman - Close Call In Albuquerque 
The Merry Maui Men - Hark The Herald Angels Sing 
Gary Hoey - White Christmas 
Roy Shakked Band - Nutcracker: Rock Of The Tin Soldiers 
Psycho Le Cemu - Remembrance 
Ween - Birthday Boy 
The Crystals - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 
Electrocute - Sugar Buzz 
Boyd Raeburn - Two Smoos In An Igloo 
Monsieur Jeffrey Evans with Ross Johnson & The AMF - Mr. Blue X-mas 
Blue Hawaiians - Jungle Bells 
Eurythmics - Winter Wonderland (backwards) 
Shirley Q Liquor - Kwanzaa Fruitcakes 
Phil Spector - Silent Night        
    
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PLAY-Santa Claus' Christmas Party

Cyndi Lauper - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree
Buddy Habig - Silent Night
The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - Spontaneous Apple Creation
Go Jimmy Go - Sleigh Ride
The Blue Hawaiians - White Christmas
Lenny Dee - Parade Of The Wooden Soldiers
Jean Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman - Harry's Rag
Crew X - The Christmas Rap
Seksu Roba - Moon Song
Bobby Vinton - Santa Must Be Polish
Hotei - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
The Bomboras - Little Drummer Boy
Japanese Anime Soundtrack
Jimmy Payne & The Jokers - I Wouldn't Be Seen Alive With Her
Arthur Lyman - Winter Wonderland
Jack Wild & Pufinstuf Cast - The Living Island

PLAY-Aster Aweke - Etitite! (Shivering!)
The Sound Explosion - Sleigh Ride
? - The Latkes Are Frying In The Pan
Patsy Raye & The Boyfriends - Beatnik's Wish
Nazir Ali featuring Nahid Akhtar & Mehnaz - Happy Chrismis
John Klein - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 
The Visitors - Everybody Now!
Bad News - Cashing In On Christmas (Let's Bank mix)
Kenny Wayne Shepherd - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Monsiuer Jeffrey Evans & AMF - Mr. Blue Xmas
Shirley Q. Liquor - Kool-Aid giveaway
Akiko Yano - The Girl Of Integrity
Space Cowboy - Merry Christmas, Lonely Heart
Gary Hoey - God Rest

PLAY-Society Threat - It's Christmas, Yes It Is
Darlene Love - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Go Jimmy Go - Twelve Days Of Christmas Local Style
Magma - Udu Wudu
JFC Blues - Raise Your Hand
Seksu Roba - Lablos Dulces (excerpt)
Nick Pascal - Robot Rock
Buddy Habig - Deck The Halls
Arthur Lyman - We Three Kings
Alcoa Singers - The Stingiest Man In Town
? - The Hanukkah Song
Hamsters - Upon The Rooftop
Arthur Lyman - Silent Night / Joy To The World
Hamsters & Squirrels - Jingle Bells 
Jean Jacques Perrey & Dana Countryman - Atomic Twist
The Chipmonks - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Aster Aweke - Sengno (Monday)
Fats Domino - Whiskey Heaven

PLAY-Arthur Lyman - Sleigh Ride
Fred Waring & The Pennsylvanians - Sleigh Ride
The Blue Hawaiians - Mele Kalikimaka
The Pointer Sisters - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Logic System - ?
Talking Heads - Life During Wartime
Shirley Q. Liquor - Prizes part 2
Akiko Yano - Drop Me A Line
KMFDM - Don't Blow Your Top
Arthur Lyman - White Christmas
Ella Fitzgerald - White Christmas
Cyndi Lauper - Silent Night
Curtis Blow - Christmas Rappin'
? - Hanukkah, Hanukkah
Rick Dees - Preparation H Christmas ad
The Blue Hawaiians - We Three Kings (Little Drummer Boy)
Lenny Dee - Mr. Santa
Mr. Santa - Day Stripper
Steve Vai - Christmas Time Is Here 

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Happy Holidays from Mr. Santa

Bizarre Mexican SANTA CLAUS (1959)

 A bizzare offering from Mexico brought to American TV in the 60s to confuse and delight a generation! Sometimes called Santa Vs Satan, this morality play pits Santa in his outer space headquarters against the Devil for the soul of a little poor girl. The wizard Merlin is thrown in for good measure! You've never seen anything like this before!

Play SANTA CLAUS (1959)

H.L. Mencken got it right...100 years ago!

 

Distance Christmas 2020 Radio Marathon

Donavan Suitt & Byron Werner spin 28 hours, free HQ stream! Pick an hour list & click PLAY for a happy ho-li-day! Scroll down for RWR's Candy Cane & Coal Christmas BEST!   

Rural War Room's "What Armageddon For Christmas?" Radio Show

This first 4 hour show comes to you live from The Myan Manger as the US guard is down, and Mother Nature & Father Time are against us! NO Christmas music. Just tribal, religious, South-American, end-of-times, cult tunes, real Myan timeline, Y2K music & more!

PLAY–Henry Smiley - The Great Tribulation
Yma Sumac - Earthquake
Tangerine Dream - Change Of The Gods
Magnetik - The Falling Star
Magnetik - The Object
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Rivers Of Blood, Years Of Darkness
Rockets - Prophesy
Lee Ewing - Kicked Out Of Heaven
Borrah Minnevich & His Harmoni - Ghost Walk
Negativland - Fruitcake (excerpt)
Peter Thomas - Titelmusik (Die Seltsame Grafin)
Os Mutantes - Haleluia
Double Naught Spy Car - Sadist Factory Part D

PLAY–Cabbageboy - Departure
The Visitors - Terre Larbour
Bongwater - The Last Days
Jimi Hendrix - ...And The Gods Made Love
Krust - Breaking Point
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Test Room
Rural War Room - The Void
Amon Duul II - Deutsch Nepal
Parliament - Mothership Connection
Nico & The Faction - Tananore
Susan Tyrell - Witch's Egg
Dominic Frontiere - Temple Of Suicide
Lee Ewing - The Beast
Magnetic - The Exodus From London

PLAY–Coldcut - Every Home A Prison (DJ Keoki Mix)
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Starship 6
Smashing Atoms - Cannibal 44 (World's End Remix)
Syd Barrett - No Man's Land
Madonna - The Beast Within (Remix) 
Horrific Child Vs Xykogen & Rural War Room - Invasion Of The X-Ists / Angoisse (Live Mix)
Jimi Hendrix - 1983 (A Merman I Should Turn To Be)

Manhattan Transfer - Notes From The Underground

Double Naught Spy Car - End Of Days
Joe Christ - I'm Your New God

PLAY–White Noise - Black Mass: Electric Storm In Hell
Steve Flanagan with Henry Smiley - We Shall Rule The World
Amon Duul II - Archangel Thunderbird
Doctor & The Medics - Miracle Of The Age (alt. mix) 
Magnetik - Friday Night (The Fighting Begins)
Manufacture - Armed Forces (Bombing mix)
Plus-Tech Squeeze Box - Fiddle-Dee-Dee!
Prince - 1999 (ApeShit dj remix)
Double Naught Spy Car - Clear Cut
Dead Kennedys - We've Got A Bigger Problem Now (Live)
Plastic Ono Band - Why
Bruce Haack - Stand Up Lazarus
Yma Sumac - Inca Love Song
Steve Flanagan - Armageddon: The Last Battle

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PLAY–Screaming Santas - Shout At Santa / Going Insane At Christmas   

Kid606 - Phoenix Riddim
Tipsy - XXXmas
Arthur Lyman - Sleigh Ride
The Chipmunks - Sleigh Ride
The Beach Boys - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Little Roger & The Goosebumps - Stairway To Gilligan's Island
Crew X - O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Bruce Haack - Snow Job
Cocteau Twins - Walking In A Winter Wonderland
Lambert, Hendricks & Ross - Cloudburst
Ren & Stimpy - We're Going Shopping For Christmas
Pigeon Funk - Pom Pom Yom Pom Pom
The Funky Christmas Band - One Horse Open Sled (Jingle Bells)
Bootsy Collins - Merry Christmas, Baby

PLAY–Monsieur Jeffrey Evans, Ross Johnson & AMF - Mr. Blue X-Mas
Caravan Palace - Crash
Go Jimmy Go - Holiday Movie Marathon
Spice Girls - Christmas Wrapping
Paul Garrison, Zane Musa, Roy Shakked - Sleigh Ride
Buika - Si Volvere
Combustible Edison - Sleigh Ride
Billy May & His Orchestra - Do You Believe In Santa Claus?
Jerry Lewis - I Had A Very Merry Christmas
Joseph Spence - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (live) 
Ren & Stimpy - We Wish You A Hairy Chestwig 
Ernset & Julio - Lipstick Kiss 
Trout Fishing In America - Chocolate Christmas 
Dizzy Gillespie - Oop-Pop-A-Da 

PLAY–Shitbirds - Christmas Is Coming (May God Bless You) 
Dutch children's record? - Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? 
Kokomo Jo - Deck The Halls 
Louis Prima - Banana Split 
Elvis Presley - Here Comes Santa Claus 
Akim & The Teddy Vann Production Company - Santa Claus Is A Black Man 
Craig O'Neill - A Very Warren Christmas Prank Call / The Final Cancellation of Osborne Disney Christmas Lights
Screaming Santas - Spankin' 
Mike Keneally Band - Louie 
The Whirling Dervishes - You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch 
Lambert, Hendricks & Ross - Cookin' At The Continental 
Crew X - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear 
Rural War Room - Auto Modown 
Junkyard Dogs - A Brand New Bike 
Robert Mitchum - Mama Look A Boo Boo 
Altered Images - Surprise Me 

PLAY–Bruce Haack - Electric To Me Turn 
Ren & Stimpy - Decorate Yourself 
Orchestra Superstring - No Sho 
Blue Hawaiians - We Four Kings 
Crimetime Orchestra - Life Is A Beautiful Monster (Part 1) 
Mr. Santa - (She's A) Brick Spouse 
The Zanies - Do You Dig Me, Mr. Pygmy? 
Peggy Lee - I Love A Sleigh Ride 
Caravan Palace - Newbop 
The Ventures - Sleigh Ride 
Dust Devil - Escape Aid 
Claw Hammer - The Night Before Christmas 
Ennio Morricone - Velvet Muscles 
Jeff Foxworthy - Twas The Night Before Christmas 
Harmonica Joe Floyd - Swamp Root 
Negativland - Ho, Ho, Ho, No More Recordings, Easy Off, More Recordings

Rural War Room's "Candy Canes & Coal" Radio Show  

PLAY–Anthony Newman - The First Noel
Bootsy Collins - Santa's Coming
The Funky Christmas Band - One Horse Open Sled
Gary Hoey - Frosty the Snowman
Whirling Dervishes - You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
TriBeCaStan - Jingle Bells
Kokomo Jo - Deck the Halls
The Chipmunks - Winter Wonderland
Lena Horne - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Bootsy Colling - Chesnutz
Go Jimmy Go - Tropical Christmas
Esquivel! - Here Comes Santa Claus
Ren & Stimpy - Cat Hairballs
Stormy Weather - Christmas Time Is Coming (A Street Carol)
Tom Ferguson - It's Gonna Be A New York Christmas

PLAY–Dengue Fever - Little Drummer Boy
Michael Smith - Christmastime Is Here
Billy May - Do You Believe In Santa Claus?
Crew X - O Little Town Of Bethlehem
Double Six - Meet Benny Bailey
Zane Musa - Latin Snow, Latin Snow, Let It Snow! 
TriBeCaStan - Silver Bells 
Kokomo Jo - Jingle Bells / I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day 
Arthur Lyman - Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer 
Elvis Presley - Sant Claus Is Back In Town 
Bootsy Collins - WinterFunkyLand 
Lena Horne - The Christmas Song 
Lena Horne - Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
Esquivel! - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 
The Screaming Santas - Must Be Santa 
Gary Hoey - Winter Wonderland 
Paul Garrison - Nutcracker (Rock Of The Toy Soldiers) 

PLAY–Esquivel! with Brother Cleve & His Lush Orchestra - Jingle Bells 
Jared "Blind Lemon" Faber - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear (The Surf Ride) 
TriBeCaStan - O Little Town Of Bethlemayhem 
Kokomo Jo - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear 
Cyndi Lauper - Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree 
Kurt Cobain & William Burroughs - The "Priest" They Called Him 
Bootsy Collins - Jingle Belz 
Missing Persons - Give 
Akim & The Teddy Vann Production Company - Santa Claus Is A Black Man 
The Bobby Hill Gang - B.B.B.B. Sing Along 
Gary Hoey - Deck The Halls 

PLAY–The Screaming Santas - The Night Before Christmas 
Bootsy Collins - Dis-Christmiss 
Shirley Q. Liquor - Kwanzaa Fruitcake 
Brian "Da Illustrator" Gaidry - Santa's Comin' (You Better Watch Out) 
TriBeCaStan - Little Drummer Boychik 
Crew X - We Three Kings 
Esquivel! - Frosty The Snowman 
Mr. Santa - You Bring Me A Beer Now (Bring Me A Beer) 
The Screaming Santas - Holly Jolly Anarchy 
Bootsy Collins - Boot-Off 
Lena Horne - Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer 
Miu Sakamoto - Child Of Snow 
Anthony Newman - Noel No. XII 
TriBeCaStan - Good King What's His Name 
Tom Ferguson - I Will Always Remember My Last Christmas 

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