Happy New Year!

Rural War Room is proud to present THE LOT...SO FAR containing all Rural War Room cyberband releases from 2006-2012 - 3 EP CDs and 2 LP CDs only $50 plus postage. Happy New Year!

Ring-A-Ding Orangutan - Double Length CD (jewel case)
Remix / Live EP CD (record sleeve-style)
Packaged together in re-sealable plastic

The Flaming Yawn CD (jewel case)
It's The Modern Age EP CD (record sleeve-style)
Packaged together in re-sealable plastic

Soviet Life CD (jewel case)

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That's MR. Santa to YOU!

It's your last chance to get

Mr. Santa CD Single - Show Me Your Tits
1. "Show Me Your Tits - And That's Its" 4:23
2. "Day Stripper" 2:13

SIGNED COLLECTOR'S ITEM ONLY $8 US POSTAGE PAID-SHIPS FAST!



Visit Rural War Room Records artists page - Mr. Santa on Soundcloud for clips from two holiday songs by Mr. Santa (Little Rock Arkansas) - Almost sold out!

ALSO GET THE ORIGINAL CD THAT STARTED "IT ALL"

Mr. Santa - Ooops! CD for $12 USD postage paid - Paypal

*Contains the hit "Time Of My Life" ripped off by Black Eyed Peas

1. Drinkin' Booze In The Park
2. You Bring Me Beer Now (Bring Me A Beer) - Hear sample
3. I'm Too Drunk - Hear sample
4. Oops! I Did It Again! And I'm Still Doing It! - Hear sample
5. She's A Brick Spouse - Hear sample
6. (I Almost Feel Like) The Booze Is Drinkin' Me - Hear sample
7. Songs I Hate
8. I Had The Time Of My Life - Hear sample
9. Songs I Hate
10. Here Comes Me (Live)
11. Drink! Drink! Drink! (Live)
12. The Big Finish! (Live)
13. Drinkin' Booze In The Park (Radio Version)
14. I'm Too Drunk (Radio Version)
15. Oops! I Did It Again! And I'm Still Doing It! (Radio Version)
16. She's A Brick Spouse (Radio Version)
17. (I Almost Feel Like) The Booze Is Drinkin' Me (Radio Version)
18. I Had The Time Of My Life (Radio Version)




Mr. Santa - Vocals
Buddy Habig - Improvised music
Steve "Pariah" Ross - All instruments on "The Big Finish"
Carrroll Channning - Rim shots
Some Band - Other Music

IT'S MY 21ST BIRTHDAYY!! buy me a drink!!!

Since 1991, Mr. Santa has taunted you. Are you gonna take that shit? Mr. Santa and Some Band want to make your next event memorable. Don't miss out! Book early! Custom details to meet your specific party needs. No event too small or big. Mr. Santa's holiday / ex-wife / cab driving spectacle-of-a-show is available for any private party, birthday, bar/bat-mitzvah, graduation, family reunion, wedding, funeral, casual sex encounter or open marriage escapade YEAR ROUND. Mr. Santa will make your private party or event unforgettable! With an unmistakable knack for spotting celebrities amongst your party guests, an alarming ability to fall down without breaking things, and a song in his heart, Mr. Santa is always a party animal for you! Mr. Santa has been entertaining at private parties since 1991. Choose the full stand-up act, Karaoke party, both (or neither) for your next event! Send a request to ruralwarroominfo (at) gmail (dot) com for more information about party details.

Winter Holiday Shopping Show

PLAY≥Esquivel - Jingle Bells
Patsy Raye & The Beatniks - Beatnik's Wish
Ivo Papasov & His Orchestra - Hristianova Koranitsa
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Joy To The World
David Rose - Holiday For Trombones
Jaymz Bee & His Royal Jelly Orchestra - Takin' Care Of Business
Les Baxter - Sabre Dance
Laurie Johnson - Happy Go Lively
Hamp & Getz - Cherokee
Brian Setzer Orchestra - Jingle Bells
Twisted Radio Chorus - Grab Your Balls Like Michael Jackson
AKIM & The Teddy Vann Production Company - Santa Claus Is A Black Man
Bob Thompson - Star Fire
Esquivel - Here Comes Santa Claus
Timeless Sonic Factory - The Moon And The Earth (extended version)
Felix Slatkin - I Get A Kick Out Of You
Carl Stalling - Puddy Tat Trouble #6 / Hillbilly Hare 

PLAY≥Pee Wee Herman - I Know You Are But What Am I? (Unreleased)
Pizzicato 5 - One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten Barbie Dolls
Otto Sieben - Curly Shirley
Jerry Colburn - Jennifer Anniston (Has Flair)
Skip Heller - Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
Charles Mingus - Better Git It In Your Soul
Mina - Folle Banderuola
Jason Thompson - Dear Santa (In Studio Session)
Mr. Santa - (I Almost Feel Like) The Booze Is Drinking Me
Armando Travajoli - Funky Peanuts
Tomoyasu Hotei - Happy Xmas (War Is Over)
Louis Armstrong - Snowball
Ray Anthony - Christmas Kisses 

PLAY≥Jimi Hendrix - Three Little Bears
Squirrel Nut Zippers - Hot Christmas
Gary Hoey - Jingle Bells
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Silent Night
Mike Vickers - Pegasus
Ennio Morricone - Since Childhood
Esquivel - Parade Of The Wooden Soldiers
Carmen McRae & Sammy Davis Jr - Baby, It's Cold Outside
Tom Waits - Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis (live)
Tiny Tim - Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer
Bob Rivers Chorus - What's It To Ya?
The Three Suns - Danny's Inferno
The Voices Of Walter Schumann - Holiday For Strings
Ivo Papasov & His Orchestra - Kasapsko Horo
Utopia Research - Wind Cars Of The Highway
Steve Vai - Christmas Time Is Here
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Buddy's Peanuts 

PLAY≥Nelson Riddle - Theme From Route 66
BYOB featuring Calif Brown - Go Funky Snowman Go
Esquivel - Frosty The Snowman
Chadwick Buddy Habig - Deck The Halls
Billy May - Do You Believe In Santa Claus?
Marc Turner - Grinch 99
The Chipmunks - Sleigh Ride
Bob Rivers - O Chainsaw Tree
Stuart Crombie & Dennis Berry - Bargains Galore
Carl Stalling - Early Scores 1936-41
Laurie Johnson - Shopping Spree
Les Baxter - Calcutta
Perrey & Kingsley - One Note Samba / Spanish Flea
El Vez - Feliz Navidad
Enoch Light & The Light Brigade - Bond Street
Crew X - Up On The Housetop
Ivo Papasov & His Orchestra - Song For Baba Nedelya
Hamp & Getz - Jump Up
Skip Heller - Little Rootie Tootie
Charles Mingus - Fables Of Faubus